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about Kueer Kultur

Kueer Kultur, written in purple prose, is intended as impure satire for the entertainment and edification of New York gay intelligentsia.  The usual suspects are those men of a certain age wearing rumpled tweeds and ever so discreet diamond ear studs (alone, in pairs, and those with a protégé to put it delicately).  The purse-lipped focus is on classical music with emphasis on pipe organ recitals.  On these pages the pretense of urbane avuncular decorum is stripped away with leering observations about how cute the buns of a performance artist are.  Failing that, we may even resort to commentary on the quality of the music.

 Who, in fact, is Ruby Lips?  I'm just an older mustachioed gentleman who has never worn a dress in his life (...um, well, I did once, actually twice, but I was much younger at the time and...) writing perverse monographs madly in his City pied-à-terre  (a studio apartment in Queens); perhaps retired from a distinguished career in academia (performing fellatio), or an old sea dog, perhaps s/he is some sequined foul mouthed big titted blond drag queen with no more knowledge of the arts and culture than a frumpy housewife, or more likely just another tired opera queen.  As for financial circumstances; donated tickets reserved in the name of Ruben Lipshitz would be most appreciated.

The names Ruby Lips, Ruben Lipshitz, Myron Litwak, and most other bylines that may appear herein, are nom de plums, in case you hadn't figured that out dears.  The names do not refer to any actual person; any resemblance to the names of actual persons is purely coincidental.